Boss noker se

Boss nokar se: tum kisi kaam se jate ho to 2,3
ghantay tak wapis q nh aate
nokar: aap ne hi to kya tha k bijli k tarha jao or
bijli ke tarha aao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views
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