Ek chuha shrab k drum me gir gya
Ek chuha shrab k drum me gir
gya,
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bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath
mai soye hui Billi ki puchh pe
pao rakh kr bola:"
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UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AAYA
HAI":p :O :D
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