panka msjid se utaar k laee hy

Pathan apny mehman sy:
''O Yara, iss Pankey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

Pthan:
Hum ye panka msjid se utaar k laee hy..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 938 views
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