HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA KE

HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA
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BHI PAR GIN LETE HEN
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BANTA :
ISMEN KYA MUSHKIL HAI,
2 HI TO HOTE HAI...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 601 views
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