1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation
Doctor: Kuch kehna chahte ho
Charsi: jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain
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