Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they

Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they. Ek amreeki, ek arbi or ek pakistani.

Amreeki ney jaib sey paisey nikaley or jahaz sey neechey gira ker kehney laga, “Hamarey mulk mein daulat ziada ho gyee hey”

Arbi ney sona phenk diya or bola, “hamarey mulk mein sona bohat ziada ho gaya hey”

Pakistani sochney laga key mein kia karon, phir us ney dono ko jahaz sey dhakka dey diya or ooper sey cheekha, “hamarey mulk mein aadmi bohat ziada ho gyey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

There were two blondes

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fair Wife Husband With Black Baby

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni wife ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai,

Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya,

Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)