boli main to 2100 longi
Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.
2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.
Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 863 views
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