Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 1797 views

Pathan vs son

Pathan:beta 2 bister kiun laga rahe ho?
Son:ghar pe 2 guest arahe hain.
Pathan:kon
son:ami k bhai aur mere mamun aa rahe hain.
Pathan:aik aur bi laga do mera bi sala aa raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

gaay(cow) ka doodh

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota
hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 bandar gum ho gae

3 bandar zoo se farar ho gae.
1 tv dekh raha hai.
2.game khel raha hai.
3.tum nai ho dost aisa na socho
abi tak wo mil nai raha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kitchen mein cooker

Kitchen mein cooker aur kadai hote hain...

Cooker: haye tu kitni kaali hai.

Kadai: Sale phir bhi mujhe dekh kar seeti marta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)