Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 892 views

5 panjabio ne mil k 1 taxi li,

5 panjabio ne mil k 1 taxi li, 15din ho gaye lekin koi
sawari nahi milli
Q?
Q?
Q?
Q?
Q k 3 panjabi peache or 2 panjabi aage beth k
savari dhoond rahe te.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pakistan,china & american man

Pakistani k ghar chinese aur american mehman aaye,
chinese: mein ankhain band kar k ghari py hath rakh kar time bta sakta ho.
american: mein soraj ko daikh k time bta sakta ho.
itnay m pakitani zor say hansa aur bloa;
lo g 7 baj gay,
chinese aur american aik dum heran ho gay aur bolay
yar tum nay kaisay time bta dia???
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pakistani:. OYE BIJLI CHALII GAI HAI............................................

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!)

Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Was Getting Bitten

Pathan Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes D Whole Nyt.

He Got So Irritated Dat
He Drank Poison & Said:

Ha Ha! Bite Me Now U Devils, Now All Of U Will Die.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher Shadi kya hai?

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)