Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
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Admi:”Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga”. :D
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