Wife :mujhe is se aur kuch nai lena bas ye mujhe us haal me chor de jis haal me isko main mili thi.
Judge:tum kis hal me is ko mili thi
wife:bewah

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 559 views

Birth day sout

Bv:ap ki birth day k lye itna kemti sweet kharida hai k bus

Husband:acha zara dekhao kaisa hai
Bv:me abi pehan k ati hon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar Ko 5 Baje Phansi

Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!!

Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hun!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Women's revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kid Calling To School

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)