Police high alart

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene
gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri
h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 613 views
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