Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1311 views

I h8 lovd story

Chohy ko lgi billi gori gori

2no mlne lge chori chori

Choha bola ao khele Ankh macholi

Bili chohy ko kha kr boliJanu

soryI h8 lovd story

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The Way to Heaven

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Major Rohail ne bank se loan

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le
Lakin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gy
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Major Rohail: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan le kr krta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi

Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi
Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,
Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak
Aaye Thi….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aadmi or frishta

Ek aadmi apne aap nu kehnda hoya ja raha si k;-”haye oye rabba”aisi zindagi naalo ta maut e changgi aa.

Achanak Farista aa gaya te bolya:- “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lao dasso… paaji hun koi gareeb banda majaak v nai kare

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)