A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2282 views

Banta was driving his car on

Banta was driving his car on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him

B: I'm learning car driving
Insp: Without d instructor?

B: Correspondence Course

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

i-Phone... Konsi Company ka?

Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s

Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??

Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Santa: What is the difference

Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Born on Government Holidays

Born on Government Holidays

Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?

Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Meera to shopkeeper

Meera to shopkeeper: Mjhe calculator chahiye...

Shopkeeper: CASIO?
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Meera: Main theek hun, ap sunain!:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)