Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha

Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do

Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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