Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha

Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do

Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

insurance agent with pathan

Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..


Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

People like YOU always remain forever.....

Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)