ABE KYA Bak Raha Hai

ABE KYA Bak Raha Hai ? ?
An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:
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"Wanted wife"
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"Meri leja":-D:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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