Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: Hey!
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Girl: Hi! What u doing?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful Girl in the
world ?
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Girl: Aww How cute :*
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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying, so m
texting U!
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