Girl: Hi! What u doing?

Boy: Hey!
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Girl: Hi! What u doing?
.
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Boy: texting the most beautiful Girl in the
world ?

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Girl: Aww How cute :*
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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying, so m
texting U!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 666 views
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&

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