Super Bezti

Super Bezti =D
Larki:
Mera bag 2500, sandal 2200 aur suit 3000 ka hai.
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Larka:
bs karo, pehlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kr lo
5 rupay wali HAIR band nazar aarahi hai..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 662 views
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