B.Com final year

Beautiful Girl
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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