Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya: Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho,
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 615 views
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