janu i m missing u very much

girl on phone.
Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morninG….
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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.
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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 611 views
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