Masti Bhari Andaz
Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab
Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views
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Beta: No Dady Muje Nhi Pina
Pathan:
Beta Jan Agr Doodh Nhi Piyo Ge To Baray Kese Hogy?
Beta: Dady Apko B To Doodh Pasnd Nhi He Pr Ap Bhi To Barray Ho Gay Thy Na Isi Trha Me B Barra Ho Jaaonga,
Pathan: Achay Bachay Zid Nhi Krte, Agr Mere Achey Betey Ho To Shabash Pi Lo Jaldi Se,
Beta: Ok Dad. Or Is Trha Beta Saara Dodh Pi Gaya.
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GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?
GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?
GOLU:-"CAT" ka.
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1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
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Admi:hum donon shadi shuda hain
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Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? ;)
Student:
LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,
eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?
PHaTaNoN nE kAha :
Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?
Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,
Ammi ny Abbu se ki,
Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,
Baji ny Behnoi se,
Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-
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