Masti Bhari Andaz
Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab
Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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