Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 640 views
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