Judge Sardar Se
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Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do
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Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga
Judge:
Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy
Srdar: Chashma
Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga.
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