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ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai Mummy Ki Chappal.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 615 views

Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se

Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se Bolta Hai.

Bachha: “Uncle Dettol Soap Hai Kya?”

Dukandaar (Naak Se Ungli Nikalte Hue) Bola: “Haan Beta, Hai Naa”
Bachha: “To Phir Haath Dhoke Ek Creamroll De Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?

Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa

Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?

Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain

Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?

Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.

Friend: Wo Kse?

Pathan:O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)