When Santa & his wife
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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