Oii Mayray Shaympoo

Serdar: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei
Serdar: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai DANDRUFFF FREEEEE..

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Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
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Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

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Jab Mere Dad Sojayen Gay To Me 1 Sika Phenkunge Tm Ander Ajana.

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Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
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Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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1 Aadmi Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha Logon Ne Pocha K Kyun Mar Rahe Ho????


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