Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey
Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey ,
aik larki ne shohar ko dekh kar romantic andaz main hello kaha,
bivi ne poocha yeh kon thee? shuhar ne kaha, abhi tu ussy bhi batana hai k tum kon ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1070 views
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