Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 839 views
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