Kitna Pyar Karte Hai Log Iski Maa Ko

Chief Minister Ne Ek Din Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Apne Secretary Se Puchha.

Chief Minister: “Yaar Jab Se CM Bana Hoon, Meri Maan Ko

Hichkiya Bahut Aati Hain”
Secretary: “Ji Sir, State Mein Bijli Jaate Hi Log Aap Ki Maan Ko Hi Yaad Karte Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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