Kitna Pyar Karte Hai Log Iski Maa Ko

Chief Minister Ne Ek Din Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Apne Secretary Se Puchha.

Chief Minister: “Yaar Jab Se CM Bana Hoon, Meri Maan Ko

Hichkiya Bahut Aati Hain”
Secretary: “Ji Sir, State Mein Bijli Jaate Hi Log Aap Ki Maan Ko Hi Yaad Karte Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views
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ye CNG bidi hai.

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola: Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?

Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG bidi hai.

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A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

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He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

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Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:

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Maths-7
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Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c

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santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

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Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they

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Aur
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