drunk
Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk…??:@
Son: No mom.:x
Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 880 views
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Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K…
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Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”
Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”
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Dilchasp Duaen”
Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,
Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…
Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,
Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…
Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,
Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…
Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,
Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…
Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,
Aj Wo Nurse Hai…
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Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…
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SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena
hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein
baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha
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Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P
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Naam Kisi Aur Ka
Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...
Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....
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