drunk

Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.

Mom: R U drunk…??:@

Son: No mom.:x

Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 660 views
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