Maalik to Sardar: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Sardar: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 671 views

yaar bahut raat ho gyi

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Humey garibon k sath pyar se

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hum Tou Achay Hain Na

Aj Ka Sabaq..
Agr Koi Hum Ko Acha Lagta Ha Tou Acha Wo Nhi Hum Hain,
Our Agr Koi Hamain Bura Lgta Ha Tou Bura Wahi Ha.
Kio K Hum Tou Achay Hain Na ..
Zindagi Say Koi Cheez Mango Tou Aese Maango,
Jesay Aap K Baap Ki Thi,
Our Nhi Mili Tou Konsi Aap K Baap Ki Thi.
Agr Koi Aap Ko Daikh Kr Darwaza Band Kr Daita Ha Tou Yaad Rakhain,
Kundi Dono Taraf Say Hoti Ha Aap Bhi Bahir Say Band Kr K Bhaag Jaye…
Aj K Liye Itna Hi Kafi Ha …

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

young person

A: Just look at that young person with the short
hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha

Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha.

Policeman- Itni Q Pee Rakhi Hai?
Sharabi- Mazburi Thi

Policeman- Kya Mazburi Thi?

Sharabi- Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)