Aapke sare massage
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.
Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he
tmhy.
Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka
nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 760 views
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