Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di.
Compouder:
Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?
Doctor:
Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay
100 Dafa Sochay Ga.
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