tutay howay dil say piyaar
Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 638 views
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