Aik pathan hotel mein kamra lene ke liye reception Par mojood clerk se behas kar raha tha
Clerk dekhiye janab Koi kamra khali naheen hai

Pathan: Agar wazire azam aa jayein tu kia onnhein kamra do ge?

Clerk: kion naheen!

Pathan: phir mujhe woh kamra de doKion ke wazire azam tu naheen aa rahe aaj

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1039 views

Bv ki dua

Main bv me zabrdasat larai k bad bv dua mangti hai:ya Allah agr qasoor in ka hai to in ko maar de aur agr qasoor mera hai to mujhe bewaaah kar de

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor

1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor k darakht pe charr jaon,

to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

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2nd Sardar: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If New Born Baby

Define Biology and Sociology?
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

In an Engineering University during a math’s class

In an Engineering University during a math’s class:

Student:
Why do we have to learn this?

Teacher:
To save lives.

Student:
How does math save lives?

Teacher:
It keeps idiots like u out of medical college

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)