1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor
1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor k darakht pe charr jaon,
to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
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2nd Sardar: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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