1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor
1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor k darakht pe charr jaon,
to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
.
2nd Sardar: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .
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