Makaan Ko Pakad Ke Rakhna
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views
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