Sipahi: (cycle sawar se)
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 861 views
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