duniya ko mita don ga
ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai
mai saari duniya ko mita dunga, mai sari duniya ko mita dunga
.
.
dosra pagal has kar bola
.
he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 556 views
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