A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1002 views

7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jaan Ka Number

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A girl was standing at bus-stop

A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face with a scarf.

A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"

Girl: "DAD... its me!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya tumhari bus mein

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,

Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)