A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1156 views

Funny

Africa kai aik jungle mi aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by HAQ (few years ago!)

Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki..

Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki..

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5 Din Baad Wo Rote Huye Lauti..

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Dad : Ab Kyu Aayi Ho ??

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Ladki : Papa, Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla,

iPhone Bhi China Waala Tha..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Admission k lye interview

Teacher:beta ap k papa ki karte hain?
Boy:jo mummy bolti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

God askd man"whats ur wish? Man

god askd man"whats ur wish? Man " god please give me my bacheler days bach; 'god laughed n said; 'beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)