A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1025 views

telephone connection

Man 1- I Notice that Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties

Man 2- No! Actually Our Telephone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa:

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have written outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl
closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never
dies.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bikhari to saheb

Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye,

Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)