Muftimal Baniye Ke Bete Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Baniye Ne Uska Koi Ilaaj Na Karvaya.

Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Ojha Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,

Bhoot: “Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Mein To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views

Agar muje 100 jawan ladke mile to

Agar muje 100 jawan ladke mile to
me desh ko power ful bana sakta
hu
-Vivekanand
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Agar muje 100 jawan ladkiyamile
to me ek naya desh bana sakta hu
-Imran hashmi :D.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Telephone Call

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,

“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”

“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hotel manger se-subah

Customar (hotel manger se-subah ke waqt mai baid pe breajfast lena pasnd krta hu

Manegar-no problam lekin apko apna bed neche restra me lana hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jungle ki baat hai

Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha

wahan aaya aur bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.

Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?

Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)