Muftimal Baniye Ke Bete Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Baniye Ne Uska Koi Ilaaj Na Karvaya.

Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Ojha Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,

Bhoot: “Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Mein To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 641 views

Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car ki speed kun berha di

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ipl Meets Bollywood

The Mumbai Indians have used a new player this season and his name is Aditya Tare.

One day, in a match with KKR, Aditya was hit by a bouncer and he fell on the ground.

Guess what people began to shout upon seeing this?

'Taare Zameen Par!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Interesting Joke

~ 1 intersting
Joke Reply with
YES/NO
Yes.
Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.?
Ans=
Yes \ No
Reply must

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Fact of Class Room

Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)