Rotay Q ho?

1 Aadmi Sardar se:Rotay Q ho?

Sardar:Truck di takar tu bal bal bchya wan!

Admi:Bch to gay ho phr Q rote ho?

Srdar:Truck day piche likhya c

“FAER MILLAN GAY”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 598 views
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