Wife vs husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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