A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views

First day at school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhai sahab time kya hua?

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yeh jute kitne ke hain

gahak dokandar se : “yeh jute kitne ke hain,

Dokandar: “50 rupy ke”,

Gahak: “itne main to 2 topian mil jati hain”,

Dokandar: “guse se to topian khared kar paoun main pehn lo”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Style of break up

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Dukan ka malik santa se

Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h REGMAL lelo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)