Santa found cigarette

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”

Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views
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