Sardar Apni Biwi K Office Gya
Sardar Apni Biwi K Office Gya.
Biwi Boss Ki Godh Me Bethi Dictation Le Rhi Thi.
Sardar:Chal Begum,
Aesi Jaga Kam Nhi Krna
Jahan Staff KLye Kursi Bhi Na Ho.
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