Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga
Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga “Bangalore
aaya Bangalore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air Hostess : Hello sir, B silent.
Santa : “Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya. Alle Alle”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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