Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu banta
Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu
banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Yaar shubha se koi
Battery Low se miss call kar raha hai or No. bhi nahi aa raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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Promotion Policy in pakistan..
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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.
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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.
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People Who Do Not Work...Make No Mistakes.
And People Who Make No Mistakes,
Deserve Promotion!
Simple.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan is greater than Newton
Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .
Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha
Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
Aik Pe Maa Aur Patni Sote Hein,
Aur Dusri Pe Mein Aur Abba…
Admi: Yar Charpai Na Do,
Tarteeb Se To Soya Karo….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man jumped into the river and never came back.
Another man jumped, he also didnot return.
Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water...!!
Poori chemistry hi hila di... :) ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..
Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D
Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried.
"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried.
"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy and girl of class 2 asked their teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO, Never!! Its impossible.”
Boy said 2 girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A pathan was dancing in his home.
His wife asked that why is he dancing?
He said that I have taken the syrup (liquid
medicine), but forget to shake it….
Now I’m shaking it
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?
Husband:Nhe
Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay?
Husband:Mushkil Hy
Wife: Aur Aftari Kro gy?
Husband: Zahir hai.
Kia bilkul he kafir hojaon?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)