Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?
Qus. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?
Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me,
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
Hamza shari
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