Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty

Sardar Writing His Diary :

My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl. So,I Dont Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 547 views
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