Sardar Writing His Diary :

My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl. So,I Dont Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views

Toot K Bikhra Nahi Krty

Jo Log Garam Pani Main ELFY Dal Ke Nahaty Hain Wo Log Kabhi Toot K Bikhra Nahi Krty Zubeida Apa K Totkay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Love wo ha

Love wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
2 pipe dal k peete hai..
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But..
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Dosti wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
ek pipe dalkar apne dost se kehtehai
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"Le be bhikhari pura mat pee liyo:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta

ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta
k ek admi nay os say pucha
" bahi sahab yahan kia forokht hota hay?"
sonar nay ghusay say kaha,"
yahan gadhay(donkey) forokht hotay hain".
to admi nay kaha,"ap akailay rah gaey hian ya aor b koi hay."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan with Girl Friend

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Girl Friend: Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:Meine Suna Tha K ..
Har Cheez Meezan Mein
Achi Lagti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'

Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay'

Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)